Tag Archives: cookin’

Poker Victory = Steak Dinner

Jeremy swindled some loser out of their money today, so he brought me home ahi tuna steaks to cook for him! Well, he wanted to cook them himself with garlic and olive oil. I said, “Jeremy? Get out of the kitchen, go down the street and bring me some ginger...
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You’re Kaleing Me!

Let’s talk about kale. You’ve heard of kale, right? It’s a dark, leafy green that you’re supposed to eat for calcium or iron or fibre or something. It doesn’t matter why it’s good, don’t make me google! Kale is often served in chip format. People say things like “Ooooh, when...
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Pretzel Turtle: Purtle.

Hey guys, I made Purtles. You take pretzels, rolos and pecans and meltingly combine stack-wise. You get to skoosh the pecan down, which is a sensation as beautiful as writing on an eraser with a ballpoint pen. Edamame popping. Bubble wrap. And pecans! Protein! So it’s fine. I put bacon salt on them,...
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Tricksy Habits

I’m pretty stoked on this easy little recipe for tastifying veggies, so I thought I’d share. Jeremy and I are in the middle of roasting up a week’s worth of veggies brushed with this sauce for easy on-the-go nutrition. It smells p-r-e-t-t-y good in here. 5 cloves of garlic 4...
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Japadog Forgery

Once upon a time, Jeremy and I went to Japadog to fuel up before a movie. While there, we witnessed a man devour one of each of the four most popular hotdogs. I envied that man, because he got to experience a flavour sensation the likes of which I can...
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